So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
