I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
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yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
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He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
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Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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