HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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