im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
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I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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