Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
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As shirtless as possible
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
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there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated