discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
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NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.