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(989): View more from Michigan

Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's

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(845): View more from New York

Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.

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(410): View more from Maryland

i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.

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(913): View more from Kansas

I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.

(1-913): View more from Kansas

So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

As shirtless as possible

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(323): View more from California

I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel

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(406): View more from Montana

You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt

(1-406): View more from Montana

That literally makes no sense

(406): View more from Montana

Exactly

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(818): View more from California

Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.

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(513): View more from Ohio

You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated

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