And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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