I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
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Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
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I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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