Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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