Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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