Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
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Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Vodka?
Forever.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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