he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.