Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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