Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
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Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
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Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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