if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
My vagina just clenched in fear
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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