I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
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Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
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I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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