When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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