last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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