Well apparently he's into motor boating.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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