Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
NoShamevember. You game?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
i out mim tonsoeep
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