if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
We have so much sex to catch up on
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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