I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
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I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
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She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
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I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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