we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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