drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
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the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
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My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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