Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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