i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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