he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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