How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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