All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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