Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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