Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
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I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
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We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
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