Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
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I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
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Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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