check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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