But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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