I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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