When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
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Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
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I am one with the molecules
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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