Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
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So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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