it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
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ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
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I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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