ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
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this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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