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• (817): View more from Texas

  Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"

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• (850): View more from Florida

  She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.

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  Does he think you're psycho?

  (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Officially...... yes.

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• (518): View more from New York

  And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.

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