When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
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Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel