How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
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A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
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Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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