I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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