HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
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Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
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I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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