i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
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is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
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You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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