OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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