Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
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I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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