i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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