im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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