Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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