we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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