So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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