she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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