how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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