Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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